School has screeched to a halt while we search for a grasshopper that somehow made its way into our house and a deep seeded childhood fear of grasshoppers held by none other than yours truly. I didn't even know the damn things were alive this late in the season, but this one is. And he is stalking me.
The boys tried to suck him up in the vacuum but the bastard jumped away. Now he is on top of my china hutch - which happens to be where all of our school, stuff is... and where I lean the white board up against and stand for most of the day.
I don't think I am going to be able to sleep tonight.
Stupid grasshopper.
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